when you go blueberry picking one person has to to slap the mosquitoes off of the person who’s picking. not worth it. malaria, that’s what mosquitoes are all about. i found out they cause many other diseases. foul beasts! itching, oh god, evil. some people think itching is better than hurting. i might have to agree.
bee stings are even scarier. i’ve seen several people puff up and die. i’d rather shrink down and die. when in hawaii, never pass up a pina colada, or a lei. the bars you can swim up to seem so exotic. fake thatch roofs. makes me thing of wattle and daub. why isn’t it daub and wattle?
once we found a $20 bill on the sidewalk and she actually pushed me aside and took it for herself. would you call her greedy? most people would. she gave me codeine for hangovers. i threw up and then took them. went back to bed and woke up happy, if you can call my kind of glee happiness. more like successful escape.